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Lots of times, that's due to legal limitations on when and how kids can be used.

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"They're going to sit or stand somewhere, not saying anything or smiling," says Jody. "They'll be by themselves in complete silence or going over lines, sometimes with their mom or dad right by. These 'professionals' try to get in the zone. Ever see a M. Night Shyamalan movie? The kids in those don't act like real kids. It's because their parents push them on Stanislavski or method acting at an early age, so they act more like adults early on."

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When the kid's real mom told her to pretend the actress beside Santa was her mother, the child looked hurt. "It wasn't said," says Jody, "but you could clearly see that she was thinking that Mom didn't want her." This is a recurring thing with actors that age, no matter how familiar you'd think kids are with playing make believe. "They've never said anything like 'Are they my new mom?' but it's gotten close."

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Jody worked on a TV pilot about a giant friendly monster, but since the monster was all CGI, its stand in on set was an eyeless green mess of padding. The horrified parents of the young actress complained to the wardrobe department (wardrobe wasn't responsible and had no power to fix it, but the parents just really wanted to vent, apparently). Jody told the girl, "This is a nice man pretending to be a big kitty, but we haven't put the rest of him on yet. He doesn't feel good about himself for not looking like the others. Can you make him feel better when you see canada goose outlet online uk him?" The girl ran to the homunculus, hugged him, and said, "You're pretty to me." The show never got picked up, but that take was gold.

At a non professional level, acting can still be a fun activity for kids before they grow up and learn how dumb and gray the world can be sometimes. Here's a book of monologues for kids to try out.

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